Mr. Fitness Instructor

That guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.

Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.

Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?

by BIG SCRAP February 2, 2016

fittie

Dutch slang word for 'fight' (as a noun, not as a verb), possibly originated from Suriname.

Wrong: You don't want to fittie with me!
Right: Yesterday, she had a huge fittie with her boyfriend.

by ceciiile September 28, 2009

FITH

An acronym
It stands for "Fucked in the Head"

^ When I was young, I never asked a girl what her politics were
> Me neither. Didn't seem important at the time
^ Of course back then leftists weren't nearly as FITH as they are now
> Yup...

by thurb March 31, 2023

Jehovah's Fitness

When a Jehovah's Witness loses weight from knocking on a lot of doors in their preaching ministry.

"Did you lose weight Brother Fatterson? You are looking very Jehovah's fitness"

by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013

tree fity

hey man can i borrow tree fity

no you cant borrow tree fity go get a job ya lazy loch ness monster

i gave him a dollar

you shouldnt have given him anything woman now he expects somethin

whats tree fity

tree dollar an fity cent

by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

fitting in

Also known as being a trendwhore.

kid: hay i want to fit in

Me: Go fuck yourself.

by Blahb April 22, 2005

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop.

"She had to do The FitnessGram Pacer Test today!" Said Johnny to Fred

by CheezyPotatos September 23, 2017