straighten

To pay off a 'bent' or corrupt official

Jack straightened out the copper and we got let off

by Damian M January 10, 2009

straighten up and fly right

Get your shit together--and keep it together.

If you don't straighten up and fly right, I'll have to call the police, and they'll do it for you!

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

straighten up

When a homosexual or bisexual person alters the appearance of his or her domecile in order to hide from view any objects that could be construed as "gay." This is done in anticipation of the arrival of guests who are unaware of or uncomfortable with the individual's sexual orientation.

Oh, man, I need to straighten up before my parents get here. Jim, can you hold onto my gay porn until they leave?

by DavidK93 April 12, 2004

Straighten the fuck up.

1. To stand up straight.

2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.

3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.

4. To refrain from illegal activity.

5. To steer clear of droolies.

1. Stop slouching, please straighten the fuck up.

2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.

3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.

4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.

5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.

by PineappleJuice March 11, 2015

straighten up

verb: to hide gay-themed decor or other items in one's home to prepare a visit by friends or family who don't know that one is gay.

I need to straighten up my apartment before mom comes next week—can I store the Bruce Weber coffee-table books and Sunset Boulevard posters at your place?

by zip10011 June 11, 2010

straighten out

means to duff somebody...kill em. Kill a dude them have the morgue staighten him out so they can put him in the casket.

..."I'm about to go straighten out this homo"

Mike: "Aye, you hear about Chris?"
Tony: "Yea, I heard some dude from Philly came to town and straightened his ass out, I guess it was some old business."

by B-G May 20, 2008

straighten the mirror

Go to the bathroom.
Check your face.

Excuse me, I need to go straighten the mirror.

by mrsmom February 10, 2017