Farmer Girl

A sweet sweet girl who wakes at sunrise, and gets plowed.

Boy 1: She's pretty cute.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.

by peepeesuxer May 17, 2018

Farmstead

Giant man baby with XL head, good dick drawer though. Loves a good winge and extremely loud and offensive belches in the face, struggles with daily tasks which a 4 year old could probably perform. Also likely to hear him listening to screaming You Tube videos and shitty wrestling commentary.

Luke: Hi farmstead, could you possibly do a collection for me?
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)

by Rovers1875 April 2, 2018

Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018

Farmest

Adjective for when something is the coolest

"Man my new girlfriend is so farmest"

by Scrunchie Princess ♡ July 21, 2019

Farming IND

Where drug pushers kidnap victims to test there drugs on

Yo! Did you hear Kellie got Farming IND done to her

by Girlslikeme June 27, 2021

Farmbot

That guy on the team who's either learning or not the greatest. Those given this role wield the most power and tend to chose who lives or dies, followed by a team kill and excessive laughing as they run away.

The farmbot died again.

by TheCrazeddd January 27, 2022

face farming

the act of growing a beard and/or mustache.

"sweet face farming, dotson. I've never seen you with a goatee"

by blue eyes, yo March 4, 2010