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Giant man baby with XL head, good dick drawer though. Loves a good winge and extremely loud and offensive belches in the face, struggles with daily tasks which a 4 year old could probably perform. Also likely to hear him listening to screaming You Tube videos and shitty wrestling commentary.
Luke: Hi farmstead, could you possibly do a collection for me?
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)
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by Rovers1875 April 02, 2018

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