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fcuk

1. french connection united kingdom

2. fit chick unbelievalbe knockers
girl: ooh, i need to buy some clothes, i'll go to fcuk.

guy 1: check out that fcuk!
guy 2: nice!
by g4000 July 19, 2009
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Chelsea FC

Also see Chelski. A Russian soccer team (should no longer be considered English in origin) housed by London, England. Are the toy of Russian gangster Roman Abramovich (who, for the record, cannot speak English). Use Abramovich's dirty money in an attempt to sign whomever they wish but are often turned down (as was the case with Real Madrid's Raul) as they are 99.9% style and 0.01% substance. Have a limited (and much muted) fan base. Bought the Carling Cup at the expense of Liverpool FC and, more recently, the Premiership at the expense of Arsenal FC and Manchester United FC. Are now attempting to buy the European Cup at the expense of Liverpool and AC Milan/PSV Eindhoven. May succeed (but underservedly so). Are in possession of the most expensive (and cheating) squad in the world (including ball-handling expert Tiago). Are 2005's team and will prove to be 2005's team only.
Chelsea FC robbed Liverpool FC of the Carling Cup in the 2004/2005 season.

Chelsea FC will attempt to rob Liverpool FC of the European Cup in the 2004/2005 season.

Chelsea FC are inferior to Arsenal FC.

Chelsea FC's fan base, confined to East London and East Europe (Russia), is inferior to that of West Ham United FC.
by UNTERMENSCHEN May 2, 2005
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sydney fc

The most over-rated club in Australian football history.
First champions of the A-League, but truly sucked balls in the 06/07 season. The club sturggles to get a croud to games, unlike rivals Melbourne Victory. Most people know Sydney FC as Scum FC.
Wellington Fan - We beat Sydney Fc.
Melbourne Fan - So did we, 5-0.
by Voitt September 6, 2007
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FC

Short for Fan Clubs. The home to most of the cool people on Neopets. Also the only place to find roleplays including Neopets and other things such as toast, muffins, and any other non-living object.
by Bonus_Points September 1, 2004
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FCA

Fat Cucci Area.
when a girls pussy area is fat.
Bob: so did u fuck that girl yesterday?
Tim: yeah she had a FCA.
Bob: FCA?
Tim: She had a fat cucci area.
Bob: Id SOOOO hit that!!!
Tim: HELL YEAH!! that shit was awesome
by Billy Bob Benit April 5, 2008
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fcuk

French Connection United Kingdom
The most un-urban brand of clothing out there. If you wear or like this clothing you should be using the suburbandictionary.com.
FCUK has spawned a world-wide race of young, highly similar, coffee-drinking euro-trash.
by Diego November 21, 2003
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Frequent Charse Syndrome (FCS)

First of all, Charse is another word for weed...or pot...or marijuana, etc. However in verb form, it also means to smoke. Now, Frequent Charse Syndrome is quite self-explanatory; it is the need to Charse (to smoke) at all hours of the day and night. It's a relatively new and serious syndrome that has no cure as of right now (11/9/2009)
A: Yo, have you finished the chemistry homework yet?

B: No man, all I can think about is Charsing. I've been doing it all day.

A: Oh I see. You must have Frequent Charse Syndrome (FCS).

B: Yeah.
by Charse Jones November 9, 2009
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