Eric Cao

A very tall being. 20ft 7inches and still growing. At the end of reading this he's grown 8 inches.(puberty or something)

wow your tall, kinda like an Eric Cao
Dang your tall, but your not as tall as an Eric Cao

by eric(with a c) May 9, 2022

Eric

Livin that bike life

"Hey Eric me and my squad my squad of boys went to an abandon house today"

by Ju222222 December 13, 2017

Eric Stemmerich

Eric is an infamous resident of Ligonier PA known for his obsession with full sized wheels of cheese. He consumes a full cheese wheel daily. His width and height are the same dimension, however he doesn't let this stop him from scooting down the steps on his ass after his mother cuts open a cheese wheel package. The smell attracts him like a vampire fiending for blood. Wearing nothing other than a shirt with a large wildlife graphic, he attacks the cheese wheel in a frenzy as his parents watch with beaming pride.

Eric Stemmerich, who weighs 500 pounds, hasn't left his parents house in 20 years

by Kurtis Wright May 7, 2025

Eric Battle

The most amazing local arizona bass player around. His stage presence is second to none. He likes lasagna and is in the sickest melodic bluegrass death metal country band called taranchula

Have you heard of the band The Devil Wears Prada??

Yeah dude, the bassist can almost pull off a Eric Battle.

by Andrew Spoon December 30, 2011

Eric

He is a great guy loves ass kissing and having dmcs with close friends about life. He is a loner when he needs his own space but will always be there when you need them most. They are fun,loyal mostly kind and definitely funny know how to treat a lady like letting them walk first or opening the door.

Eric

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 8, 2020

Eric

He is a cute gamer, he may not be the best at expressing his feelings but if he loves you, ohhhh boy he loves only you incredibly much and it’s not comparable to anything! He will put u first and shows the world you are his and his only. Number one at giving cuddles and his heartbeat is the most beautiful sound in the world. Make sure to treasure him. He also gives the cutest nicknames <3

„Eric? He is the cutest!“
„He also calls me muffin, isn’t that adorable?? He deserves a million kisses.“

by maybemayo May 30, 2022

Fat Dick Boy Called Eric

The best geezer in the world (factually)

"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."

by fat dick boy called eric November 21, 2023