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couldn't find his dick in the dark

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.
It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.
by Marcoda December 9, 2011
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Sucking his own dick

To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.
Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.
by Zim53 July 13, 2012
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monopoly on his dick

When a girl goes down a guy and performs all sorts of manuevers. This activity can last for hours (or as long as he does) much like the board game.
by mronald April 20, 2014
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detroit dirty dick

Having sex with 2 different girls within 24 hours without taking a shower
Yesterday, I pulled off the Detroit dirty dick with Sarah and Emily
by SHIZNIZZLE December 8, 2014
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stand on your dick

Australian slang.

To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.
"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".

"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".
by Ole Mate July 17, 2017
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national send a dick pic day

everyday .

if u get sent this you owe them a dick pic immediately.
yoooo my girl just sent me this !! guess im gonna have to send a dick pic ! immediately! right at this second because it is national send a dick pic day !
national send a dick pic means send one . right now.
by twinkletoes54 October 28, 2020
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Suck Syan’s Dick Day

A special occasion where you are permitted to suck Syan’s extremely large cock and will experience a large amount of sperm entering your mouth. You cannot argue against this, everyday is Suck Syan’s Dick day.
Hey, did you know it’s Suck Syan’s Dick Day today?
by UnknownMasturbater November 10, 2020
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