Botched crotch 

A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.

Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.

Botched crotch by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008

Panda Crotch 

n. A severe tan line in the nether region resulting from tanning with a bikini or undergarment. The contrast of dark skin to the lighter crotch area is comparable to the black and white areas of a panda.

n./ adj. name for someone who is black on the outside but white between the legs

"Don't tan with undeez ohr u might getta panda crotch"

"Stop being such a panda crotch"

Panda Crotch by laVidaloca March 8, 2009

long crotch 

When the legging of a young wench does not fittith to the form of her nether regions.

sally forth good people of the long crotch, for it hath snown, and there is much chode to be had

look at that girls long crotch, she should get some tighter fitting jeans.

long crotch by flacid twat November 19, 2010

nice crotch 

noun; a crotch that is superior to other crotches! It earns this prestigous honor due to it clean appearance, sti/std free enviorment, being pleasant to the touch, and well groomed

OMG Becky look at her crotch! It's so NICE!
YEAH its sooooo a nice crotch!!!

nice crotch by Twinbelt December 17, 2011

Box Crotch 

Girls legs are too spaced apart/too thin that her crotch looks like a box is put between it.

That skinny bitch totally has a box crotch!

Box Crotch by tastyplaydoh December 22, 2008

Circus crotch 

The unattractive, diamond pattern where the lines converge on vertically striped pants that lead the eye right to the crotch area.

I would buy these pajamas, but the pants will give me really bad circus crotch.

Circus crotch by Vastrix July 7, 2010

Drum Crotch

When the crotch of you pant are to big and when you squat the fabric tightens and you can beat on it and play it like a drum.

Sales clerk: How did those fit you?
Shopper: The crotch is to big. I have drum crotch.

Drum Crotch by Ewhaley December 16, 2011