cleaverfuck

To anally rape someone with a meat-cleaver.

Alternative definition: To cleave your penis into someone's orifice.

Godamn, that cow just got cleaverfucked!

by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

chevelle

a piece of shit car that people who know nothing about cars think is "a sick muscle car." O wow it has a V-8? Cool its 200 horsepower you faggots. And its heavy as shit, and the intake sucks balls, unless you have a blower its 0-60 in 4 hours.

1) check out my chevelle! ill kick your wrx's ass.
2) really? because you have 8 cylinders instead of 4? do you know what torque, horsepower, or engine balance are?
1) shut up ricer!!! all imports suck!!!!1 god bless america!!!!111!!!!!1!!1111oneone

by nickr519 May 1, 2008

Cleveland steamer

The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

by James 'Cleveland' Purchase March 7, 2007

Cleves

A horrible city near Cincinnati, Ohio consisting of nothing but racist, over privileged, white people who look down on minorities and gays and do nothing but show off their wealth. It also consists of lame teenagers who have nothing to do except go to Wild Mike's or get drunk. (Not to be confused with Cleveland.)

Person A: "I just moved to Cleves."
Person B: "Ew, why?"
Person A: "My parents are racist."
Person B: "Oh. Well, I'm not going to come visit you. It's terrible there."

by tshirttime November 22, 2011

cleveland drive thu

where some one does a shit on your head phones that are used to work drive thu's at fast food places

timmy was really pissing me off so i did a cleveland drive thu and he had to wear it the hole day.

by stains murray February 28, 2009

cleaveland stomper

the act of deficating on someone (preferably a hobo) then stomping the shit and running away.

Oh man , Jerry today i gave a hobo the best cleaveland stomper, shit went everywhere.

Hey Tom we should go cleaveland stomping.
Yea thats a good idea.

by THE CLEAVELAND STOMPE December 18, 2009

Cleavel-Toe

Simply a Camel-Toe but in the boobs instead of the vagina.

Emily had a mad cleavel-toe working and it was gross.

by Flavva Flav February 11, 2005