chode

A penis which is wider than it is long (eg 3 inches by 1 inch)

James Tompson has a chode and he has a uniball (see uniball)

by UniBalz May 19, 2003

Chode

A chode is indeed a penis that it as wide as it is long, or wider even still. Often looks similar to a tin of tuna or an enlarged (not in all cases) clitoris.

"A Chode does exist Jonathan, I have one myself and can show you if you so wish. Your mother loved it, she likes the width"... the answer was "Thanks for the offer... but no"

by Jonnyboy August 1, 2005

chode

A chode is a penis wider than it is long!

I like to give hand jobs to chodes!

by FUCKER May 20, 2003

Chode

The chode is the area between your penis, and your ballsack. Its also called Taint, Grundle, or... CHODE! The chode is also the area in which the body creates "Monkey Nut" butter. This area is extra sensive and should be nibbled upon, gently.

I stuck my hand down my pants, and used my index finger to remove monkey nut butter from my chode. It smelt like butter popcorn.

by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003

chodely

Used to describe men who go to bars and talk to other men, not because they are gay, but because they are either too old or dont have the guts to go and try to pick up and meet new women. So instead they clump together (usually in pairs which is creepy already) and talk about their chodely lives whilst clinging onto a beer to make them seem less like a complete loser.

Can be flexibly used in words such as "chode-like" or "chode-ness"

I went to this bar in Hong Kong and there were all these chodely guys sitting together while women walked and danced around them.

by ntitty January 15, 2008

Chode Sander

1.) A patch of facial hair, usually on the chin, used when a man performs fellatio on another man.
2.) One who performs the act described.

"Wow, Stefan, why don't you come over here and put that Chode Sander to good use?"

by Shlooed March 4, 2008

chode yodeller

one that yodells with whoms chode is recently been spat on by ones saliva on thy gooch/ballsac(most dumbasses thinks its a fat penis..i dont even really know:))

man, your girlfriend is such a chode yodeller. last night she chode yodelled me, grade A shit!

by william IV VI July 3, 2008