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Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole
You have a clostered bum hole
by Schubby monster December 22, 2019
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closter

a boring town located in bergen county, nj. there is literally nothing to do for fun except go to a restaurant, get your nails done, or play basketball at memorial field. the schools are good and we do not have our own high school, we go to northern valley regional hs demarest (nvd) in demarest, nj. it's a safe and affluent neighborhood which is why parents raise their children here, but everyone stays to themselves so don't expect to make friends if you're not super pretty or rich.
I was raised in closter.
by Suburbs_Savage December 31, 2019
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Clotch

A perfectly sized men's handbag to hold all of the essentials
Brandyn had no room to carry his coin purse, cellphone, hand cream, chapstick, or vape so he said fuck it and bought a clotch
by ladislav77 October 9, 2020
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clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and as a result can only choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.
Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.
by snowman559 November 19, 2021
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Clothilde

A beautiful person with an irresistible charm. The name Clothilde may sound a bit odd, but you'll be completely blown away once you get to know her better. A bit insecure, she often needs to talk with her partner to clear things up. However, she is a very good listener and someone you can trust blindly. Adventurous, she will take you to the ends of the earth and make you live the absolute dream.
Wow did you see Clothilde the other night? She was so beautiful!
by petitchat123 November 22, 2021
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choutzuyu

Have you heard of choutzuyu?

No..
Well shes the best person in the world!
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hangover clothes

"ones you wear at home that you dont really like and wear on sundays when hungover."
dan: aww man my head, i dunno what to wear, i think i'm just gunna wear my hangover clothes, this old hoodie will do.
by Edie Fox December 28, 2008
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