Cat's in the oven

A term used when you need to escape from a person you don't want to talk to. Usually leaves them confused, which allows enough time to leave while they work out what you just told them.

Dude, Bob wouldn't shut the hell up, so i told him i had to go because my cat's in the oven

by Noah_The_Arkman January 26, 2011

Cat Fever

Somebody who needs a better hobby. All they talk about or create has to do with cats

Yo remember when we used to hang out with Bradson . Homie's got Cat Fever. What a cool cat

by cat.fltr July 15, 2020

cat piss

An exceptonally potent strain of marijuana that gives off an odor similar to that of it's name. Don't however, be fooled by the smell into thinking it's shit, as it will send you to Mars and beyond.

Guy #1: Yo' man what chu sellin' today?
Guy #2: I just picked up an ounce of some fire cat piss!
Guy #1: Oh snap, hit me up with an 8th of that shit!
Guy #2: Fuck no, I'm keepin' this shit for myself.

by Kemp Disaster January 8, 2006

cat-like reflexes

Having fast movements like a cat

When you nearly drop something but you manage to catch it real fast. Then you can say I have cat-like reflexes

by Clever girl September 20, 2013

cat urine

The liquid waste of a cat

I can't believe some people need a definition of cat urine.

by queen_azure January 14, 2008

Cat Call

Usually a whistle or comment that is almost always sexual. It most of the time is from a man to a woman. No one likes it so people need to stop.

Alex- *Walking to Work*
Random Stranger- Nice Ass!
Alex- (now feels really uncomfortable from the cat call)

by peoplearetheabsouluteworst May 14, 2020

Cat Huffing

The distinguished art of holding a feline (of your choice) up to the respiratory intakes (such as the nose and mouth) and whiffing or 'huffing' the scent and dandruff of said feline. It is said to bring fortune to those that take park in this activity. It is ill advised -but possible- to huff two cats at once

Man 1: "Hey Dave, want to go 'Cat Huffing' later?"
Man 2: "Sure thing! My wife just picked up a new domestic long hair from the pound today! It should be rather fun!"
*both break out in laughter as said action is rather enjoyable to think about*

by Laksirvak December 17, 2011