Beaver Without A Blanket

The female version of "going commando".

A female currently without underwear on her bottom half.

So I reached up her skirt to check out her cash and prizes just to find that she had a beaver without a blanket.

by Bengina October 14, 2008

beater burn

like rug burn, but on the genitals of a masterbater after going too long/hard.

OW, fuck! I've got beater burn.

by miss_morningstar December 20, 2008

Beater

A bad snowboarding crash/wipeout. Popular in snowboarding culture. An inevitability for progression in the sport.

He took a beater off that jump.

by ar0nious September 15, 2009

beaver punch

beaver punch is when you punch a girl or woman in the beaver(pussy)

dude i beaver punched ur mom last night!

by beaver puncher December 5, 2009

Beaver Narcotics

n. That which intoxicates a male in the throes of new infatuation leaving him senseless, useless and wishy-washy. The affected individual may lose all desire for any human contact other than with the object of his desire. Symptoms may include glazed eyes, thousand yard stare and a compulsion to divulge details of recent sexploits with anyone who will listen. Immediate effects of beaver narcotics are post coital pliability and a desire to turn all possessions and free will over to the pussy pusher.

See also: Pussy Whipped, and Snatch Trapped

ex. "Hey, we haven't seen Marvin in a while. What's his deal?"
Dude, you don't know? He's all strung out on Beaver Narcotics. He's willed everything to his new girlfriend, Dorcas. I think he's been snatch-trapped.

by Crankshaw October 1, 2009

Beaver smile

Australian slang for Take it easy, Relax, Calm down, Don't worry, Cheer up

Beaver smile Adam, it does not worth it.

by Beaver smile_Mate May 14, 2011

Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.

I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.

by D Roos June 1, 2011