ugly ass

Everybody's got one and most of them stink.

Put on some clothes, bitch! Don't nobody wanna see duh cottage chesse on yo' ugly ass.

by Some Old Geezer August 19, 2007

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Phat ass

a booty that's in a ratio of at least 5:3 to the waist, well rounded, juisy and jeans-filling. has a bounce on it too

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, she got a phat assssssss

by Danger Mouse_1 May 11, 2006

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A liquid stink prank product that has a genuine smell of ass-crack with a hint of road-kill. Liquid Ass comes in a small bottle and is applied to objects by squeezing the bottle thereby producing a silent, fine, clear stream of nasty smelling liquid.

After I hammered that asshole's office with Liquid Ass, he spent two futile hours looking for the source of the stench.

by Otis B. Driftwood December 10, 2008

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Ass-in-the-Face

A state of poverty, or social rejection/lack of status stemming from a poor or financially disadvantaged background.

"When we were growing up, we had nothing. We had ass-in-the-face."

by Paul Caporino September 15, 2006

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ass-yoko

A fart so rank it causes a group of chatting people to disperse, thus "breaking up the group."

Based on the common belief that Yoko Ono was responsible for the breakup of the Beatles.

We were having a nice conversation by the keg until Maynard let loose with a horrendous ass-yoko.

by waydown August 25, 2008

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