Maddy Mauler

The act of slapping someone’s chin and then shitting into their mouth.

Yo last night I gave Dillon a nasty Maddy Mauler so bad that he went to the I.C.U.

by dirtydill October 22, 2025

Niamh and maddie

Niamh is the light, the soft golden glow that makes everything feel a little more magical. Maddie is the warmth, the steady heartbeat that turns that glow into something you can trust. Together, their names sound like a love story—radiance meeting comfort, brightness finding its anchor.
When Niamh smiles, it feels like the world opens. When Maddie laughs, it feels like home. And when they stand side by side, it’s as if the universe finally gets to show off—light and strength, glow and warmth, two hearts that fit so naturally it feels like fate whispered their names long before they ever met.

Niamh and maddie-
Maddie-“you have massive arse niamh”
Niamh- “get your FINGER AWAY”

by Maddiethestinker November 29, 2025

a maddie

a complete asshole with no real connections to other people

man she's being a maddie right now

by heartgoldsoulsliver December 5, 2025

Maddy Ice

Don’t be too loud with your friends or Maddy Ice will yell up the stairs naked in an angry Irish accent “QUIET DOWN”!

Person 1: Yo quiet down I think I hear something.
Maddy ice: QUIET DOWN!

by Hotdoglover4592 December 20, 2025

Maddie Barnes

A fine girl with a fat ass

Look everyone it’s Maddie Barnes

by Idk1236 April 23, 2024

Maddy

A Girl Who thinks that spattering is a word for all things when really it’s just for talking about Snow, Very Stubborn!

Maddy: look that tree is Spattering leaves

Everyone else: nooo maddy it’s just for talking about snow

Maddy: whoops silly me, 🤦 ♂️

by Splattering May 13, 2024

Maddie

A kleptomaniac bitch who looks like a hippo with big watermelons taped onto her front. She acts sweet, and then she'll attack. Usually by stealing your things or talking shit about you behind your back. Never trust a Maddie.

Girl1: "What's your name?"
Girl2: "Maddie!"

Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"

by GrierIsMyGirlfriend February 22, 2024