a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

horse of a thought

A strong, intense thought/s that happens persistently over a long time. It is a reference to the Horse of Thought from Portuguese mythology that symbolizes the power of imagination and thought.

Jacob: What is wrong? You seem distracted.

Kelsey: Sorry. I have been having a horse of a thought over the past few days about what I should do with my life after I graduate college.

by Vanguard 1998 November 11, 2025

Your God is those things

Like, the things that you listed there... God is all of those thing explicitly.

Hym "Right but your God is those things you listed... Like... Explicitly."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2025

A Laura Thought

A thought that is so unrealistic but your feelings tell you it's so real

Your thoughts of being a good communist leader are a laura thought

Pineapples on pizza being good is a laura thought

Meth being healthy is a laura thought too

by Temiz January 12, 2026

love you more that you thought i could

Fuck the serious shit out of you

Baby, I'm going to love you more that you thought I could.

by fail.goo April 4, 2015

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017

noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper

harsaaj: Abhinav and Raghav are noob ass nibba <70 math ass thot

by jijun't April 30, 2020