Willy Wanker

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick

Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...

by bigShmoke February 19, 2017

Willy Wonka

After giving anal, you make the reciever suck the shit off your penis.

OR

After giving anal, you pecker slap dat hoe.

Nigga that hoe love when I give her the ol' Willy Wonka.

by Steele Bro's February 7, 2008

willy nilly

The management practices of certain individuals who have only come to that position of leadership because no one else could possibly deal with their sorry ass. In addition, because of their slack ass, "willy nilly" style of management, the company is going straight down the tubes!

My boss was so willy nilly, he totally phucked up the project and everyone suffered.

by Bill July 27, 2004

willy whacka

old english word for enormous dingy!!

That willy wacka is the size of me flippin arm mate!!!

by The Dingy Hunter July 5, 2005

Willy Barring

The act of willy barring is an unknown insult to bar staff. It is a throw-outable offence, even if the offense commitors dont know what they have done.

"Right come on lads, no willy barring in here"

by Eddie Hefford November 13, 2007

willy bang

when your penis comes all the way out while having hard sex and misses on the way back in.

George: "Dude, I got a willy bang last night when my dick shifted while fuckin Jullie wicked hard. Seriuosly, nearly broke my cock."

by Keep calm December 7, 2011

Willy watcher

A man who enjoys watching younger males shower. Most Willy Watchers are employed in public schools as P.E. teachers.

That Mr. Andersen always seems to be in the changing rooms after P.E. He is fucking creepy, that Willy Watcher.

by geezerdk January 2, 2012