Definitions by bigShmoke

Willy Wanker 

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick

Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...

Willy Wanker by bigShmoke February 19, 2017