Wanthem

1. Shortened from the phrase "white anthem". (North Bethesda, MD, circa 2005)

2. A sub-genre of rock music, predominately from the early to mid-eighties characterized by big hair bands and a catchy chorus.

3. Any song commonly heard in a dive bar or frat party that inevitably results in all white people between the ages of 20 and 39 singing off-key at the top of their lungs while either pointing to each other and/or fist pumping to the sky.

"Yo bro- Let's go to Adams Morgan, pound a few soco-limes, and listen to wanthems."

"Definitely dude- I have been practicing Living on a Prayer and Don't Stop Believing in the shower so I'm ready"

by Kejats July 18, 2013

Wankcoholic

Pathetic and compulsive masturbation attempts whilst drunk and unable to get an erection.

-I got drunk and hornie last night, totally wankcoholic!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

Wank Camel

When you go a long time without having a flog just like a camel would go without water.

Person 1: "I haven't masturbated in ages."

Person 2: "Whoa dude, you're such a Wank Camel."

by TeddyBazz December 9, 2015

Wanker's Wrist

Strain of the wrist from jerking it too much, also characterized by excessive muscle growth on one wrist.

"Johnny was hospitalized with wanker's wrist."

by Starnub July 27, 2016

Wankers doom

When Your uncle is feeling down and nothing can bring him back from the bad place

You know whats wrong with him don't you? He's got wankers doom.

by What's it to you friend? October 23, 2017

Wankruptcy

Masterbating so much that no matter how much you tug, not a drop comes out.

I've wanked five times and now I am filing for wankruptcy.

by Maze2019 January 8, 2019

wandia

A special lady who has the ability to read people's minds. And is very beautiful. And of African origin. She is very smart, sarcastic and witty. Can be at times callous but it never overrides her kindness and compassion. If you meet a Wandia anywhere, be sure that you'll have an endless conversation since they are quite talkative and easy to fall in love with

1. If my daughter would take up any African character, it would be Wandia's

2. Travel the world and let me know when you find a Wandia

by Queendada July 10, 2020