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turnpipe 

When an illiterate person tries to use the word Turn Pike
'STRIP YOUR ASS BUTT NAKED AND HIT THAT TURNPIPE - You's a fuck boy, fuck boy' - Trina
turnpipe by FumpasaurusRex April 1, 2016
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turnlandia 

COME TO TURNLAnDIA WE HAVE BURRITOS
turnlandia by shoomt November 2, 2017

Turnipped 

When a silly fucker puts a turnip in his or someone elses asshole. The turnip may or may not contain the skin.
Brett and Ken Turnipped each others assholes after a romantic evening of salsa dancing
Turnipped by Joshictionary September 19, 2018
Turnism is an illness that effects about one in twenty thousand people. A Turnism sufferer has to face the other way when they are feeling awkward or anxious. Turnism sufferers find it very difficult to meet new people or date, as they often turn their back on the other person within seconds of the first meeting. Turnism sufferers cannot look themselves in the eye, and are very uncomfortable around mirrors. Turnism sufferers, like to eat alone, and will take food to a private place, like a toilet cubicle or broom cupboard. Acute symptoms of Turnism, will lead sufferers to turn their IDs back to front in their wallet and even request to face downwards in their coffin upon their death; which typically occurs through a road traffic accident.
"John, what is wrong with your friend; why is he facing the other way?"
"Don't worry Bill, Peter sufferers from Turnism!"
turnism by Stemol May 11, 2019

Turnip-Eater

A word to describe someone who eats turnips in Animal Crossing to show off that they can afford to eat their turnips rather than sell them. (usually because they couldn’t find a good price but still want something to brag about)
Lucy: how much did you sell your turnips for this week?
Dave: oh, I didn’t need to sell them, I ate them.

Lucy: shut the fuck up Dave, you fucking turnip-eater

Arctic Turnip 

While camping in the winter below freezing and you do not want to leave your sleeping bag you piss into a condom and then chuck it into the snow. In the morning your piss condom will be frozen thus becoming an arctic turnip.
I need to piss but it's so warm in my sleeping bag.

Just make an arctic turnip you bitch. I am trying to sleep.
Arctic Turnip by Commander of Turds September 16, 2014