3 Sheets 

Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.

Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?

Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.

3 Sheets by Fuckthatnoise July 22, 2021

Sharing Sheets

To have sex

I want to share my sheets with you

I hear they are sharing sheets

Sharing Sheets by Slice Of Za January 28, 2022

Chocolate sheet 

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

Chocolate sheet by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 3, 2022

Kentucky Sheet Metal 

Duct Tape.

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

Kentucky Sheet Metal by Texas Haz June 4, 2022

Tan sheets 

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

Tan sheets by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022

Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.

Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!

Shag sheet by Trail head girl October 14, 2022

three sheets to the wind 

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.

Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

three sheets to the wind by QuacksO March 22, 2023