kraftware

A really cool dude that wears top hats and suits. but it HAS to be silver or he isn't kraftware

guy: "woah is that dude in silver? hot!"
Other guy: "thats a Kraftware!"

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm November 26, 2021

Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 03, 2022