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Mosey Fucking

The act of purposely delaying someone by taking longer than necessary to finish.
That mosey fucking turd is trying to get me fired! He took so long during the staff meeting that I only had two minutes to present the annual sales plan.
by dickfitz May 24, 2014
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moosey juicy

A visibly wet moose knuckle

Alt. Juicy Moosey
Hey dad, did grandma sit in water?... No son, that old bitch has a moosey juicy
by PUNX March 31, 2015
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Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
by Laika 2 April 29, 2015
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mouse crust

The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.
Damn, I've got mouse crust!
by GloryholeExperience May 2, 2015
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mouse dicked

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.
Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one
by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015
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mousecraft

Mousecraft refers to the excessive use of the mouse in applications where the keyboard is infinitely more efficient.

A familiar example of a time you have probably practiced mousecraft, would be when you need to enter your date of birth on a website, and instead of simply typing it in the appropriate box and hitting "Enter" or "Return" you click on a dropdown calendar and spend several minutes clicking the back button to get from 2015 to 1958, and then another minute clicking through the months and hunting for the specific date, and then, once the date is entered in the box for you, spend a few more seconds looking for the affirmative button which might say "Ok", "Go", "Enter", "Continue" or something else, and then clicking on it. This is rank mousecraft.

Most habitual practitioners of mousecraft are hopelessly computer-illiterate, and probably can't touch-type, and probably insist on working with only one monitor when their employer offers them two. They are often but not always old, and old people are often but not always guilty of mousecraft. They are probably your mom.
"Why are you spending half an hour to enter with your mouse what you could type in two seconds? That sh*t is some serious effed-up mousecraft. No wonder you're so unproductive."
by vuck August 21, 2015
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Mousetard

A very stupid way of saying mustard. Usually said sarcastically to your dumb friend.
"Hey Joe, you dumbass, pass the mousetard"
by Otsego69 June 5, 2016
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