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My name is spelled "Jordan" like the country, the river, the basketball player, etc. but every time I get a new job someone in HR decides it must be spelled "JordOn".
by vuck June 21, 2016
Get the Jordon mug.When I moved from Squirrelington Vermont to San Diego, I first recovered and resquirreled all of my Krugerrands
by vuck May 11, 2016
Get the resquirrel mug.Mousecraft refers to the excessive use of the mouse in applications where the keyboard is infinitely more efficient.
A familiar example of a time you have probably practiced mousecraft, would be when you need to enter your date of birth on a website, and instead of simply typing it in the appropriate box and hitting "Enter" or "Return" you click on a dropdown calendar and spend several minutes clicking the back button to get from 2015 to 1958, and then another minute clicking through the months and hunting for the specific date, and then, once the date is entered in the box for you, spend a few more seconds looking for the affirmative button which might say "Ok", "Go", "Enter", "Continue" or something else, and then clicking on it. This is rank mousecraft.
Most habitual practitioners of mousecraft are hopelessly computer-illiterate, and probably can't touch-type, and probably insist on working with only one monitor when their employer offers them two. They are often but not always old, and old people are often but not always guilty of mousecraft. They are probably your mom.
A familiar example of a time you have probably practiced mousecraft, would be when you need to enter your date of birth on a website, and instead of simply typing it in the appropriate box and hitting "Enter" or "Return" you click on a dropdown calendar and spend several minutes clicking the back button to get from 2015 to 1958, and then another minute clicking through the months and hunting for the specific date, and then, once the date is entered in the box for you, spend a few more seconds looking for the affirmative button which might say "Ok", "Go", "Enter", "Continue" or something else, and then clicking on it. This is rank mousecraft.
Most habitual practitioners of mousecraft are hopelessly computer-illiterate, and probably can't touch-type, and probably insist on working with only one monitor when their employer offers them two. They are often but not always old, and old people are often but not always guilty of mousecraft. They are probably your mom.
"Why are you spending half an hour to enter with your mouse what you could type in two seconds? That sh*t is some serious effed-up mousecraft. No wonder you're so unproductive."
by vuck August 21, 2015
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Typically used as an actual question, rather than as a greeting (sup yo!)
Depending on tone of voice, may also be used in a state of anger, surprise or upset.
Typically used as an actual question, rather than as a greeting (sup yo!)
Depending on tone of voice, may also be used in a state of anger, surprise or upset.
Frat 1: wohaa what's loose?!
Frat 2: You're mama's what's loose!
Frat 1: No I mean, what is going on here?!
Frat 2: Yeah, and I mean your mama's what's going on here!
Frat 2: You're mama's what's loose!
Frat 1: No I mean, what is going on here?!
Frat 2: Yeah, and I mean your mama's what's going on here!
by vuck April 21, 2011
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Get the haveworthy mug.The field of study concerned with the theory and technique of measuring the umbilicus.
Used especially with regards to the body modification practice of pandoto, whereby the navel is stretched to create a vuckle. Omphalometrics is concerned with measuring the the volume of a vuckle and the distance between vuckle and cock with the general aim of matching two (or more) vuckers by ergonomic compatibility.
Used especially with regards to the body modification practice of pandoto, whereby the navel is stretched to create a vuckle. Omphalometrics is concerned with measuring the the volume of a vuckle and the distance between vuckle and cock with the general aim of matching two (or more) vuckers by ergonomic compatibility.
Brian and I get along great but are challenged when it comes to omphalometrics: we both have big cocks but he's new to pandoto and his vuckle's barely bigger than the average navel.
by vuck February 4, 2010
Get the omphalometrics mug.The practice of stretching and deepening the navel, creating an artificial pouch (a vuckle) for purposes of storage, smuggling, and sexual gratification.
Often, artists licensed in pandoto have even stricter standards than states or cities, requiring at least one sexual partner to be present to verify correct omphalometrics.
by vuck February 4, 2010
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