omphalometrics

The field of study concerned with the theory and technique of measuring the umbilicus.

Used especially with regards to the body modification practice of pandoto, whereby the navel is stretched to create a vuckle. Omphalometrics is concerned with measuring the the volume of a vuckle and the distance between vuckle and cock with the general aim of matching two (or more) vuckers by ergonomic compatibility.

Brian and I get along great but are challenged when it comes to omphalometrics: we both have big cocks but he's new to pandoto and his vuckle's barely bigger than the average navel.

by vuck February 04, 2010

vuckle

A device used to stretch ones navel to a desired gauge, either for the purposes of being enjoyed as an alternative copulatory orifice OR for the creation of a pouch used to smuggle drugs, weapons, etc. into prisons, high schools, and airports. May also be used to refer to such a modified belly button.

some gay guy: "Ouch ouch!! Not so fast--you KNOW I have a small vuckle!"

other gay guy: "That's not the only thing that's small on you, sugar, are you even IN my vuckle?"

by vuck December 14, 2009

haveworthy

adj.

1. worthy of having
2. worthy of stealing

Ladyfriend: why don't you wanna cuddle?
Me: This is not a haveworthy discussion.

by vuck May 21, 2010

resquirrel

To relocate something previously squirreled away, especially in a new locale.

When I moved from Squirrelington Vermont to San Diego, I first recovered and resquirreled all of my Krugerrands

by vuck May 11, 2016

what's loose?

What's up? What's going on?

Typically used as an actual question, rather than as a greeting (sup yo!)

Depending on tone of voice, may also be used in a state of anger, surprise or upset.

Frat 1: wohaa what's loose?!

Frat 2: You're mama's what's loose!

Frat 1: No I mean, what is going on here?!

Frat 2: Yeah, and I mean your mama's what's going on here!

by vuck April 21, 2011

pandoto

The practice of stretching and deepening the navel, creating an artificial pouch (a vuckle) for purposes of storage, smuggling, and sexual gratification.

Often, artists licensed in pandoto have even stricter standards than states or cities, requiring at least one sexual partner to be present to verify correct omphalometrics.

by vuck February 04, 2010

take a spin in the sheets

To have sex. Especially (though not necessarily) with someone else.

hey baby, how's about you put down that little vibrator so we can go take a spin in the sheets?

by vuck January 31, 2010