Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

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Moisturized

Well seasoned. Marinated. Better prepared. Ready to go. Better than the other guy.

This gym teacher is better moisturized than the other one we had. -Jonathan H

by JohnHector May 16, 2022

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moises

man with the fattest ass imaginable... a god at fortnite... puts styrophome in the microwave... burns the house down.. has a scary ass dog

man look at dat mf moises 😭

by bigbootylover657 May 21, 2022

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Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

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A salesman to the definition of the word "con-man". Just like Satanás he lies, cheats, steals and destroyed my 4yr old daughters gift by taking off with my cell phone after asking to use it. Only mad because his baby momma whom he obviously cares nothing about because he referred to her as "ruca" and told me he loved me within 24 hrs and steadily called me his love and told me to focus on growing old together. I'm still mind blown at the text book Narcissist within him. I saw this all coming just not the part where playing with another sick in the mental narcissist made my daughter lose out on her gift. For that he will be and is cursed and soon to suffer vengeance from My father GOD whom he pretends to believe in but demonically disrespects. Fear God and be ready.

Moises Antonio is so manipulate it's almost pathetic how obviously full of shit he is but he really thinks he's fooling you.

by Boobadoobie June 17, 2022

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