masterbate

Masterbate.

A great way to rock oneself to sleep.

Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.

Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?

Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.

by blackwaterray April 22, 2011

Mental Masturbation

Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.

What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.

by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013

Masturbuzz

When a woman (or a very odd man) uses a vibrating dilldo to have an orgasm. It is a combination of the word masturbate (mastur) and the item known as a vibrating dilldo (buzz).

Jane told me that she was masturbuzzing while she was talking to me on the phone.
Fat girls masturbuzz all the time because they can't get any action.

by James Curtright Jr. September 25, 2005

Masturb8n & debatn on d8n

The action of voluntarily remaining single

Masturb8n & debatn on d8n takes much contempl8n.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Masturbatoric Peace

the feeling of absolute peace and serenity of someones soul and mind after a good old rubbing session. this kind of peace can only be achieved in adolescence, because in older age, instead of reaching peace and serenity, the masturbator may find self-loathe and the realization that his life is a fuckin mess.

masturbatoric peace in a conversation
dude no1: so what did you do last night?
dude no2:oh nothin special, i just got a lil bit high on a masterpiece(ps this is a shorter form of masturbatoric peace)

by Mr.X is a lame pseudonym June 29, 2010

masturbank

The mental database within which you store images of women you will masturbate to later.

Ryan: Hey, look at that one girl's ass.

Matthew: Yeah, she's definitely going into my masturbank.

by Jabroni Johnson August 25, 2011

Masturbia

A person who hates another person for beeing able to do what he cant,

This type of person is known to childishely.insults and accuses of cheating the one that is better than him.

In the mind of a MASTURBIA the only logical reason on how someone might be so much better than him is that he cheats.

Masturbia is also known as losers, retards, idiots, dicks, ignorants, RB bitches, Jombus etc....

Yeah bro ur a big fat masturbia...Jombus

Masturbia
-Fuck you asshole, your a modder, You must have no life to cheat on a video game-

Talented one
-Im not cheating-

Masturbia
-Yeah you are bitch, you always get headshots-

Talented one
- your a fucking Masturbia and i wont get any common sense from you good day-

by SethVII7 October 7, 2011