left/made bowlegged

a position in sex where you have knocked knees and if affects your pleasure.

daaaang man, i got so left/made bowlegged last night i couldn't stand up straight for a month.

by psychicgirl January 10, 2009

Madden Bullshit

When playin madden 08 against your friend (or asshole enemy), and you use the Cowboys (the greatest team ever, america's team and get beat by the shitty loser-ass Lions on the last play of the game cause you were nice and called a timeout for that son of a bitch cause he was all out.

Me: Thats some fucking Madden Bullshit they fucked me!

Asshole friend: Ha Ha I was the shitty loser ass faggit Lions and I beat You.

Me: I'll fucking shit in your mouth cockboy. Your lucky I did't quit.

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

Mandeep

Someone who sticks his nose into other peoples work areas because he doesn't have enough of his own crap to do.
Also likes sucking up to management.
Q: Whose pair of shoes is that hanging out of the CEOs ass?
A: Mandeep's.

Who's that guy with management crap over his nose? He's some kind of Mandeep.

by cahonis October 18, 2011

Mandell

The action of playing with ones phone for an obscenely long time whilst having a shit. You may become so distracted playing that the need to wipe is useless as its become all hard or your parents walk in on you wondering if you're wanking.

'my phone battery ran out whilst doing a Mandell'

by timtim7765 January 21, 2012

benji madden

the worst guitar playing fag ever to plague the music industry.

benji madden is gay.

by frances May 7, 2005

nelson mandela

The hippocritical former leader of the ANC who tore down the Apartieds in South Africa, replacing it with a black supremency goverment instead, which has now recently seen surges in violence, corruption, AIDS, theft, and rape. Racist against white people, also loves to side with none white groups people and goverments to verbally attack either the USA(white)or Isreal(White Jews), which normally has him allying with repressive gov'ts. Claims to support Democracy, but was against giving Iraq a democratic gov't.

Nelson Mandela called Castro a "man of the people" because people were "cheering" for Castro at a Parade.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.

by discreet_1814 June 5, 2007

Madeline

A girl who is shy to adults and the life of the party with her friends shes not afraid to do things that others would question such as streaking down the street she loves daring you to do things you would not normally do to get you out of your comfort zone so basically Madeline is the fucking shit

Madeline was the one TP-I NG the house at the rocking party last night

Madeline is going skinny dipping

by KATHERINA PETROVA June 16, 2017