frances's definitions

Strike dyke

A sporty dyke. Need I say more?

"Yeah, that strike dyke is on the volleyball, soccer, AND basketball team, and she hits on ALL of her team-members in the locker room, doncha know?"

by Frances April 23, 2004

benji madden

the worst guitar playing fag ever to plague the music industry.

benji madden is gay.

by frances May 7, 2005

Yikes dyke

An in the closet lesbian. Obviously gay, but closeted none-the-less.

"Wow, she says she's straight? What a yikes dyke."

by Frances April 23, 2004

Geeb

geek (noun or verb)

I geeb out when I find a new Target store.

by frances September 15, 2003

mosh fuckers

1. The big assholes who dominate the mosh pit. Sometimes they only mosh with two or three people.
2. Little girls who pretend to mosh.

Shadwick is such a mosh fucker.

by Frances April 30, 2004

crotch snorkle

Of, or pertaining to the penis.

"That's one helluva crotch snorkle."

by Frances April 23, 2005

Rock Hierarchy

The Rock Hierarchy consists of several bands that are the Rulers of Rock. The Gods of rock are Led Zeppelin. The Lords of Rock are AC/DC. There are two main Kings of Rock. These are David Bowie and Jimi Hendrix. The Dukes of Rock are The Who. Finally, there are the Kights of Rock. These are Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, and The Doors

"Hey, have you heard about the Rock Hierarchy?"
"Is that like Avril Lavigne and Simple Plan? They kick ass. They taught me how to be punk."
(Members of the Rock Hierarchy would now either come back from the dead OR swoop down on this person and douse them in acid.)

by Frances May 14, 2004