Boys and girls—children of all ages—have a seat down and listen up to the story of how I became a rapist and a pedophile at the same time—an “iRapist.”
It was a dark and horny night, and I had only just begun my groping-women-in-public spree when I spotted the most beautiful cherub walking with her family. I knew what I had to do. I followed them home, waited for them to go to sleep, climbed into the cherubs room, and raped the fucking shit out of her. Best rape ever!
Mind you, I was 15 at the time. iRapist’ve raped more women than I can count since then.
Mind you, I was 15 at the time. iRapist’ve raped more women than I can count since then.
by Bad C dev December 5, 2025
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Bro, I still can't wash the smell off from when we teamed up and gave that rando an Iranian plummer last week.
by DigitalYokai December 25, 2025
Get the Iranian Plummer mug.The Iraqi umbrella consists of shoving an umbrella up someone’s asshole then proceeding to open the umbrella and letting the shit spew out like a fountain.
Xavier: When’s the last time you’ve taken a shit.
Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.
Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.
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Get the Iraqi kiss mug.An Iranian hand warmer is performed between 2 men. The first man unzips his pants and grabs the second man's hand and puts it inside his pants, over his underwear, and braces the man's hand against his testicles. The second man then enjoys a warm and soft Iranian hand warmer. Hands can be warmed one at a time, or both at one for a racier experience. This experience is more enjoyable when the first man is on the heavier side and has more heat trapped. This definition comes from the hard working trona miners of Wyoming, where our hands are always freezing. Stay warm!
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Get the IRANIAN HAND WARMER mug.When a arabic girl thinks she's black. She tries to convince everyone that she's black, because it sucks to be arab. She's the type of girl to cry at night, and wake up everyday hoping that her skincolor changed. These are the types of people to die early in life.
Aya: I'm afro iraq, so i'm basically black
Other people: No you're not hoe ass
Aya: It's called afro iraq syndrome motherfucker
Other people: No you're not hoe ass
Aya: It's called afro iraq syndrome motherfucker
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