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Iraqi umbrella fountain

The Iraqi umbrella consists of shoving an umbrella up someone’s asshole then proceeding to open the umbrella and letting the shit spew out like a fountain.

Xavier: When’s the last time you’ve taken a shit.

Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.

by YupBro11 January 8, 2026

The Pakistani spear

The Pakistani spear consists of putting a toothpick up the hole of a penis and having the person with the toothpick take a piss so the toothpick shoots out of the penis like it’s a spear.

I was kidnapped by this group of people and they made me do the Pakistani spear.

by YupBro11 January 8, 2026