illegal boner

A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl.

I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal boner.

by MR BOYER March 12, 2009

ille

bad bitch in the corner

Look at that ille

by wkanda May 30, 2020

illadelph

the great city of philadelphia

by illadelph halflife April 30, 2003

illian

A stupid jerk that looks hot.

Illian looks so good.

by Wierdo jean May 31, 2018

illiterate

A person who is unable to read or write. Basically, an unintelligent person who has the approximate education of a second grade English student, if not worse.

This is how a LITERATE person would write what you just TRIED to write.

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.

At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.

by beavinator May 17, 2004

illumi-naughty

A secret order amongst many college campuses that film pornography with incoming frosh and sorority pledges!

However this pornography is not for sale or redistribution but is simply archived.

OMG I heard Paige got tapped by the illumi-naughty!?

by [e-mail] June 8, 2009