When you lip someone and give them a woogie from the front so hard it goes over your head and rips their underwear out.
by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005
Get the frontal woogie mug.Sucking the semen out of the fontanel (the soft spot in the top of a newborn baby's head) after the fontanel has been used for sexual gratification.
"Mr. Wooster, please take greater care when fontanelching. You have dribbled cum, blood and brains all over your dinner jacket." sighed Jeeves.
"Well, having sex with a baby's heads and drinking the semen from it is pretty standard operating p. at the Drones Club, Jeeves." Bertie exclaimed with relish, "And one can hardly fontanelch tidily".
From "The Sex Offender's Register of the Woosters"
"Well, having sex with a baby's heads and drinking the semen from it is pretty standard operating p. at the Drones Club, Jeeves." Bertie exclaimed with relish, "And one can hardly fontanelch tidily".
From "The Sex Offender's Register of the Woosters"
by Sanderson Jones December 9, 2008
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The way that most humans naturally self-learned to wipe their asses. If you don't, then you're weird.
The only possible reason for wiping front to back is if your parents harshly disciplined you about it, otherwise you'd be instinctively wiping back to front like any other normal human world.
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Get the back to front mug.1.Characterized by or possessing qualities generally attributed to a woman "feminine"
2.Slow to learn or understand; obtuse
3.Easily startled; timid "fragile"
4.Lean; scrawny "bwahahaha"
5.One who thinks he is a womans object of desire "hi, my names frantacy"
2.Slow to learn or understand; obtuse
3.Easily startled; timid "fragile"
4.Lean; scrawny "bwahahaha"
5.One who thinks he is a womans object of desire "hi, my names frantacy"
by Paulno March 19, 2003
Get the frantacy mug.Anal intercourse between a homosexual man and an animal associated with the American West, usually a horse, mule, buffalo or bison.
The men went frontiering in a remote camp because they knew they might be arrested if the expressed their love in an area where they can be seen.
by SanFranMan March 30, 2009
Get the frontiering mug.Brian couldn't help but squeeze his gigglestick after getting out of the shower to hear his own fontanim.
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