Fat Gilbert

You shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it!! lmfao!

The other day i froze my fat gilbert and hit my redneck fuck head friend in the face!

Fat Gilbert by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010

Fat-Liner

A greedy person. The one who always makes their cocaine line a lot larger than everyone else. See: "larrys"

Damn, fool quit fat-lining it you fat-liner.

Fat-Liner by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhello July 13, 2010

Fat Friendly 

An outfit that makes a heavier person seem thinner

That shirt is not fat friendly I can see your muffin top.

Fat Friendly by jlion31685 December 10, 2010

fat sigh 

The labored sigh that fat people make whenever they sit down, stand up, pick up something heavy, climb a short flight of stairs, reach for something on a high shelf, etc.

Louie Anderson let out a fat sigh as he plopped down onto the sofa.

fat sigh by Valigarmander May 26, 2011

Fat creep 

A situation in which you gain quite a bit of weight without realizing it.

Having not seen him for a few months, Heather says to Barry, "Gee weez, Baz, I almost didn't recognize you!"

"Yeah, I know, I’ve had a serious case of fat creep, hadn’t jumped on a scale for a few weeks and boy did I get a real shocker this morning, I’m going to download an App for Fat Creep to melt this blubber for good.”

Fat creep by Girl Banker September 24, 2011

Fat Bait 

Fat bait is the extra friend you bring on nights outs in order to distract the extra friends on groups of girls

Hey Nathan, Should we bring Tom as Fat Bait?

Fat Bait by ThisShitIsMyPseudonym September 15, 2016

Fat Pig 

Someone who is fat and eats a lot.

"Omg your such a fat pig"
" Wow stop eating fat pig"

Fat Pig by Pastaplant June 26, 2020