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fake nigga by Mac_Cooper74 November 23, 2016
Fake News
News devoid of or loosely associated with fact which is intended for the general public. Fake news is generated at the behest of a public or private institution for whatever reason.
Guy: Did you hear about the GOP Flying Pizza Monster? They say it's coming to soak up all our oil!! What we will do bro?!!?
Other Guy: Man, that's just fake news, get a hold of yourself and do some research.
Other Guy: Man, that's just fake news, get a hold of yourself and do some research.
Fake News by rockthisway December 16, 2016
Related Words
fake • fake friend • fake news • fakebook • fake depression • faker • Fake-up • FAKEASSBITCH • Fake Fan • fake bitch
fake boyfriend
When you and a boy are hooking up, but it's a complete secret and he sometimes acts like you're not.
"how long have you and him been hooking up?"
"like... a month"
"oh are you guys together?"
"no he's just my fake boyfriend"
...
"why does he treat you like that if you guys are hooking up?"
"because he's my fake boyfriend"
"like... a month"
"oh are you guys together?"
"no he's just my fake boyfriend"
...
"why does he treat you like that if you guys are hooking up?"
"because he's my fake boyfriend"
fake boyfriend by fgirlfriend April 22, 2009
fake halo
an image created, (with lies and deceit), by someone evil or bad to portray themselves as good person.
people may use fake halos to get stuff, like premotions and crap by sucking up to their boss (when they hate everything about them) but people who wear fake halos all the time are truly evil.
people may use fake halos to get stuff, like premotions and crap by sucking up to their boss (when they hate everything about them) but people who wear fake halos all the time are truly evil.
fake halo by tainted shadow September 17, 2006
fake tree syndrome
When suburb families over compensate for their fake Christmas tree by filling their front yard with over priced and gaudy Christmas decorations. Sufferers are often loathed by neighbors but seem to be very proud of themselves.
Vandals destroyed Christmas themed lawn decorations in a St. Louis suburb today. Estimates range from $900-$1050 from one address alone. Victim assumed to be over compensating for having a fake tree by filling their front yard with over priced, gaudy Christmas crap. A practice commonly known as Fake Tree Syndrome.
fake tree syndrome by Dwight Shrute December 10, 2008
Fake Shifter
A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.
When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
Fake Shifter by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010