A sex act, generally performed in a park, where onlookers cannot tell whether you are eating ass or holding a giant schlong
“Hey John, is that guy eating ass or is he holding a giant schlong?”
“Not sure. He must be doing a Boston Embrace”
“Not sure. He must be doing a Boston Embrace”
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He's a character in the tiktok animation channel chikn nugget.
He takes the appearance of a humanoid figure with a clock as a head. His colour scheme simple only consisting of cyan, pink, purple and white. He is voiced by funtime fre- I mean Kellen Goff and has a menacing attitude but is goofy and funny.
He appears when a member of the cast mentions a sentence about time, when he does this a appears and a poof of sparkles.
He takes the appearance of a humanoid figure with a clock as a head. His colour scheme simple only consisting of cyan, pink, purple and white. He is voiced by funtime fre- I mean Kellen Goff and has a menacing attitude but is goofy and funny.
He appears when a member of the cast mentions a sentence about time, when he does this a appears and a poof of sparkles.
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Get the Fire emblem the binding blade mug.The Embalmer’s Mercy refers to a rare and disturbing postmortem phenomenon where a freshly embalmed corpse retains just enough warmth, pliability, or fluidity to allow for ritualistic sexual desecration — such as crezzing or snurling — to be performed more easily and “welcomely.”
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
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Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
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Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
“The mortician swore she was sealed, but I saw fluid glisten on the satin liner. The Embalmer’s Mercy is real.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
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What a total and absolute disgrace the American Embarrassment Experience is! They found a way to bring back indentured servitude to America!
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