fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

Dildo of Justice

Donald Trump!

The dildo of justice is upon us….and it’s not lubed!

by Rev Sharpton April 22, 2025

fungusy dildo

when one is being a grotesque insest freak. like mitchell dresser of bathurst nsw

"wow mitchell your really being a fungusy dildo, having sex with ur mum and all!!"

by hunter666 April 7, 2009

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019

crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

by Steinthefool May 23, 2014

Dildo

A small gray floating man with no mose that gives you money

Example:

Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!

Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!

Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah

by Itsbritneybitch617 April 23, 2018

Dildo goat

What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.

Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat

by Mr Spunk July 18, 2016