dildoious

A person who possesses the trait of a standard dildo.

Damn Chirs you acted pretty dildoious about working late Friday night.

by brudog April 10, 2012

Dialogweb

An online information retrieval system created for the sole purpose of confusing the heck out of unsuspecting people.

It's search methods take you back in time... It's a tear-jerker in all the wrong ways.

Hey that new internet service is totally Dialogwebbed..

by Haagen Diz May 8, 2012

dildoation

The act of getting dildoed; to have a dildo inserted into oneself.

Susan was put through a rigorous session of dildoation in order to join the sorority.

by matt blockner September 3, 2013

dialogiouse

A long and drawn out back story of any particular person or event. Not quite a monologue, but can drone on like one. But not long enough to be considered a speech either.

Otaku: Hey dude, did you see that episode last night?
Non-Otaku: I tried, but it was so dialogiouse...

by a Ghost Rider January 2, 2014

Dildo Sandals

Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.

So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.

by Big Dick Dom February 23, 2014

dildo chomp

A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.

"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."

Jeez, that kid is such a fucking dildo chomp

by DickWeeeeed July 14, 2014

Dildo swallower

A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat

I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!

by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014