crankified

someone who is extra, extra cranky, surly and agitated about life and things that irritate them.

Geez, ever since Jeremy's wife left him, he has been so crankified with his co-workers!

by hotflmomma February 22, 2013

Cranston Tuxedo

The classic white-briefs-only outfit that Bryan Cranston seems to sport in every role of his acting career.

On tonight's episode of Breaking Bad, Walt once again sports the Cranston Tuxedo

by thecorndog September 1, 2013

crank it out day

Crank it out day is universally takes place on Thursday of each week. It is when you tell everyone at work that you are really going to "Crank Out the Work" because you have failed to do anything meaningful or constructive during the week. This phrase was originally coined by Jack Wagon.

Don't forget that tomorrow is "Crank it out day"

by MaskedCrapper December 4, 2013

Crankoocronut

A crankoo and a cronut enjoyed at the same time. Hence, a simultaneous cry, wank, poo, croissant and donut.

I enjoyed the cronut so much that I decided to combine it with a crankoo. In short, I had a crankoocronut.

by Merismus December 23, 2013

cranberry hand pie

Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.

She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.

by Karl1234 November 12, 2014

crank hoe

Someone who trades sex for drugs.

"got meth" crank hoe asks. " i got dirty pussy"

by ladydano April 26, 2015

cranfield

Comes from ancient English roots. A very gifted tribe that has the very blessings of God on this tribe. The epitome of courage, strength, leadership, and fearless. This man is always at the front of the pack will never leave a loved one behind. Generally well built and built for the long haul. Very dependable and well hung.

If you ever meet a Cranfield, latch on.

by Papaw Dude July 4, 2015