cliterati

n. A woman who claims to be sexually liberated but only does so to conform to social norms. Such women are sad examples of conflict between the two opposing roles the patriarchy imposes upon them.

Many members of the cliterati claim to masturbate, but only say this to attract men.

by Lyzzie April 28, 2008

clit in a jar

a remark referring towards the dirty sexual acts you had with a attractive female

yo jrob had that bitchs clit in a jar..no joke

by ACE uncle tony May 14, 2011

Clitasaurus

Noun;
A lesbian dinosaur

Billions of years ago, there roamed a Clitasaurus.

by BoatsNHoes445 October 14, 2011

clit toe

when a fagot nigga drives really slow. Your two middle toes make a vagina. That means they drive like a giner

Fagot ass nigga Andre Was driving with a clit toe

by J-u-ice May 4, 2006

clit

Slang abbreviation for 'clitoris'.

A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.

"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."

by Umbongo - England January 10, 2007

rhino clit

A rough draft of a final product, hence a rhinoceros's clit is by far, we think, not very smooth or soft, so a rhino clit version of something would be a rough version, copy or draft. Not a final product or writing. Preliminary version, sketch, etc. Early or premature rendering.

While recording tracks in the studio, there wasn't enough time to make a final mixdown so we made a "rhino clit" mix to get an idea of how it might sound.

Although the essay wasn't complete, the rhino clit copy was enought to get the jist.

Microsoft had me beta test software. The rhino clit version was out before the final release.

by D. Wollman , JB December 16, 2007

Clit-Dog

1. A minor annoyance. (People or thing)
2. A term of endearment
...See also: Clit-Horse

1. If I can't fix this clit-dog, I'm going to smash the fucker.
2. Heya Clit-Dog! What's new?

by Vaughn Smith January 4, 2004