Children's Chorus of Maryland

One of, if not the best choir in Maryland. Extremely challenging and ambitious choir, practices for five and half hours a week, and travels overseas during the summer. It's set up like a school, and you have an hour of class and an hour of choir for every practice. You have to audition to get it and if accepted, you are placed into a class level. The highest class is Solfa Four, and once you complete that year, you graduate from the choir. There are three choirs, Treble Choir (Beginners), Lyric Choir (intermediate), and Concert Choir (advanced). They've sung all over the country as well as in other countries as well. There is a wide range of personalities and ages, but all are brought together through their love of music. They are sometimes mistaken for "Maryland Sings", another Maryland choir, but they are ABSOLUTELY not. Not even close. In fact, when asked that they respond with an emphatic "NO". It's run and was started by Betty Berteaux, an acclaimed composer, acknowledged worldwide. They do a wide variety of music and just basically rock in general.

"He is a tree"
"What?"
"You wouldn't understand, it's a CCM reference."

"And now introducing, the Maryland Children's Choir"
"NO. It's the Children's Chorus of Maryland. How hard is it to get it right?"

"...Mangez Les Enfants de France"
"This is why consonants matter"

by Roger Bobo November 30, 2011

child pageant

A disgusting exploitative event which involves children going on a catwalk wearing skimpy clothes and the contestants (usually girls) are dressed to look like scantily clad sluts by their parents. They're pretty much forced to dress up in slutty clothes, high heels, and an obscene amount of make-up and mascara applied.

These girls' parents actually back this kind of thing up and spend thousands of notes (even SELLING their own house) to buy the make up, get the clothes and take a flight to a 5 star penthouse suite for their childs' so-called "career".

Child Pageants are also a wide target for pedophiles and sexual offenders. The parents often say that they are no different than other children, even verbally battling the contradictions, sometimes abusively. The French government have gone as far as banning it from France. It's an immoral event which should be banned in every country.

Bill: Have you seen any photos of those child pageants?

Will: Yes, they're obscene!

by TehLulzTrain February 12, 2014

Childe

very hot russian ed sheeran,, tried sinking? liyue but is still very sexy 🤸 ♀️

childe please come home babe pleae i miss you and fighting you just isn’t enough anymore peabd </3

by baizhu kisser March 12, 2021

Knuckel Children

Any form of masturbation.

After watching a good porno it is good to bust afew knuckel children.

by rico.suave March 5, 2009

Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011

Drug Child

What high class, self asorbed, self obsessed homosexuals, especially the club kids, call other club kids who are drug addicts. Although they do drugs themselves, this is a hypocritical term.

He is the original drug child. But I dont do drugs. In fact, I hate Heroine. (sniffs Heroine)

by Michael and James St. James December 31, 2011

middle child syndrom

The disease in which the middle child of the siblings in a family feels left out, displaced, feels as if they can't do anything right, and begs for attention

Ross lynch may have had middle child syndrome before becoming the lead of a band and the star of disneys "Austin and Ally"

by Montanalove October 25, 2015