When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024
Get the Lightning In A Bottle mug.A cheap bottle of cider, specifically 3 litres. Must be either Frosty Jack's, or Strongbow, depending on personal preference. Rarely consumed within the confines of one's own property (see Carry-Out). Northern Irish slang.
"Here mate, grab us a bottle of ding from the offie there!" Local hooligan off to get drunk with some friends.
by Henry Ding-Bat August 10, 2024
Get the Bottle of ding mug.When you like a problematic/unlikable character in media and you need to find a way to still hold that character accountable so you spray them with a spray bottle like a dog.
“This character is so attractive but oh my god they are actually such a creep.”
*sigh*
“Guess I’m spray bottling you.”
*gets the spray bottle*
“Bad ___! Bad!”
*sigh*
“Guess I’m spray bottling you.”
*gets the spray bottle*
“Bad ___! Bad!”
by CupcakeHalø April 3, 2025
Get the Spray Bottling mug.oh my god I need her so bad holy my god damn man please I would shove it into her so much you couldn't recognize she had a pussy in the first place it's hard it is rock hard to the point a beaver would bite it off and use it for a dam.
Guy 1: hey, is that Bottle from TPOT?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.
by ObjectumBastard April 6, 2025
Get the Bottle from TPOT mug.A weapon that specializes in launching a tube or cylinder that explodes, rapidly without needing to be reloaded.
by mr.626 April 11, 2025
Get the Bottle-rocket mug.The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
Get the Bottle Bonking mug.While a couple is in the act of anal intercourse, in doggy-style position, and the female happens to be on her period, the male gives her a reach around and lights the dangling tampon string on fire, causing the female to shoot far across the room like a bottle rocket.
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“Girlfriend, If you thought unannounced anal was tough to endure, imagine my shock when my husband gave me a Carolina Bottle Rocket!”
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“Girlfriend, If you thought unannounced anal was tough to endure, imagine my shock when my husband gave me a Carolina Bottle Rocket!”
by Rude Earle and Derp April 30, 2025
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