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pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off
Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?
by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025
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Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.
Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckinBottle Bandit.
by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025
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Bottle Twisting

The act of mimicking another person’s behavior, actions, or style often humorously, as a pretext to do the same thing oneself without facing consequences or criticism. Bottletwisting usually carries a playful or mischievous undertone, implying that the imitator is “twisting the situation” to justify their actions under the guise of imitation.
Stop Bottle Twisting, youre just like him/her
by gyattmaster1 September 25, 2025
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Pennsylvanian Water Bottle

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm multiple times and saving the squirt juice in a plastic water bottle.
I got a six pack of Pennsylvanian Water Bottles! We gonna party tonight!
by oilypenisman October 11, 2025
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Love from a Bottle

Term for alcohol, used when someone can't find actual comfort and instead just goes to the bar.

Can also be used as "love in a bottle".
He relapsed recently and is miserably drinking love from a bottle.
by Saturn Mist November 28, 2025
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bottle

some people are just too lazy to type butthole.
i love ur bottle homie
by einosocool December 1, 2025
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Baby’s First Bottle

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman’s stomach
My husband provided baby’s first bottle last night.
by CoAnJa December 5, 2025
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