Andrew Bottle

A deformed ass water bottle. Looks like those milk carton things where the top is curved.
Also can be used to describe a person with funny bones.

Person 1: Ayo, I just droppped my water bottle, and now it be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Fr? Shit sucks. Flip that shit.

Person 1: I kicked Matthew's ass so hard, he be looking like an Andrew bottle.
Person 2: Ay fr cuh? Send me the video!

by #nochinksinmycity May 12, 2022

Bottle of water

Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH

A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

bottle fc

usually the term 'bottling' in football is used as a joke-term for teams that lose points against the second place team, for example - arsenal fc dropping points making them second after manchester city, despite arsenal leading points. or borussia dortmund (somehow) losing the league after leading ONE point behind bayern

person 1: ''dortmund just lost the league again :(''
person 2: ''lmao bottle fc''

by lain thaf9ine June 8, 2023

ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."

"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"

by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015

on a bottle

Publicly humiliated by a more powerful entity, especially on video. Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov's enforcers forced critic Salman Tepsurkayev to apologize on video they later posted for criticism on social media and then sit on a bottle, penetrating himself anally

Kadyrov put Tepsurkayev on a bottle

by dogofpeace September 9, 2020

Bottle

When teams have a good lead for example 2-0 but lose 3-2 in the end.

Martin: Did you watch Tottenham against Dinamo Zagreb?
Allan: No, what happend?
Martin: Tottenham had a 2-0 lead but Orsic scored 3 goals for zagreb and Tottenham bottled the lead
Allan: Oh ffs!

by CroatianLord March 21, 2021

Water Bottle

water bottle is a word British people say in a weird way. same for the sentence ‘bottle of water’

“hey can you give me your water bottle?”
“Crikey don’t you mean your bo’le o’ wo’oh? What rubbish!”

by maaria ur mom April 17, 2022