An incompetent bartender.
"That dumb guy behind the bar didn't know what he was doing; typical bottle monkey, just grabbing bottles and pouring them like some animal, with no knowledge or ability."
by Or,Well81 June 27, 2023
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Little Johnny tried to impress the crew with the good ol beer bottle challenge by pounding a mickeys in his bhole. Couldn't pull her out, ended up in the ER.
by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole March 22, 2023
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and then failed to cash out when it broke it...
and then failed to cash out when it broke it...
by uttabull March 24, 2023
Get the Bottles Bullshit Trend Line mug.“Timothy Charlemagne eats the famous dish ratatouille every evening while watching pornography while drinking out of the infamous Jimmy urine pee bottle.”
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Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
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"Here mate, grab us a bottle of ding from the offie there!" Local hooligan off to get drunk with some friends.
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