Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Wee bottle

A bottle of wee it is a wee bottle usually used as bath soap or bubble bath

Doctors collect it so that can use it because they poor

I just poured wee bottle into my bathtub

by Jdjddjdjfnfnrnejejsndndjsej August 26, 2023

gaytorade bottle

clear bottle used for weeing into when you are too lazy to visit the toilet.

if only i had a gaytorade bottle and didn't have to walk to the bathroom.

by master_ap September 23, 2011

bottle-weary

Feeling hungover AF

My head is feeling rather bottle-weary this morning, after lasts night soirée.

by Zudia73 May 24, 2024

water bottle

an ugly thot who is always wet...

man 1: dude did u hear what julia did?
man 2:nah bro, what she do?
man 1: she let jake finger her during class
man 2: bruh she ugly asf tho
man 1: man ik, shes such a water bottle
man 2: fr bro

by datwackbitch February 10, 2020

Spray Bottling

When you like a problematic/unlikable character in media and you need to find a way to still hold that character accountable so you spray them with a spray bottle like a dog.

“This character is so attractive but oh my god they are actually such a creep.”

*sigh*

“Guess I’m spray bottling you.”

*gets the spray bottle*

“Bad ___! Bad!”

by CupcakeHalø April 3, 2025

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017