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Bakegasm

An orgasmic feeling induced by mouth watering baked goods.
Hey dude, look at that pie! Its giving me a bakegasm.
by The Funny Boner November 15, 2011
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Frank Baker

Occasional booty call, not your boyfriend.. just your "F**K" Buddy. Hence the initials FB.. Just an acronym for your maintenance man.
Friend: "Hey Girl, how come you're so late??"
You: "Frank Baker came over to check my plumbing"
by StephanieC68 April 17, 2008
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t-baker

(adj) 1) A garden gnome or any other small tumor faced creature including dwarves.

(adj) 2) A person who is born with blonde hair and under-developed vocal cords, most likely due to the fact they were born early

(adj) 3) Any of a number of relatives to a small gnome like creature that once lived in a tree outside of the Chili's on Long Island NY
ex) 1)-
Tim- hey man did you hear that?

Jim- yea dude it sounded like a small woodland creature, omg its over there LOOK!

Tim- oh its just a t-baker, not to worry

ex) 2)-
Anthony- kevin you can hear that guy from all the way over here

Kevin- I know man, his raspy voice IS getting kind of anoying

T-Baker- ARG I WAS BORN EARLY

ex) 3)-
T-baker- lets go see Uncle Fugly kids! (knocks on oaken door of tree)

Uncle Fugly- EHH! wtf do ya wwaaannnttt?!
by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009
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Oven-Baked Meatloaf

Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:

Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)
"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"

"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"

"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."

"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."

"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."
by Dang Jacked February 17, 2017
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Matthew Baker

A cheating, lying, manipulative, controlling, asshole who only cares about himself
by Mak_attack July 21, 2018
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Jasmine Baker

A really great person. Get to know her and she will change your life. Shes funny and crazy fun. Dont get on her bad side though. She loves the idea of love and if she tell u she loves you take it seriously.
Guy: Jasmine baker is fun
Girl: Jasmine Baker hates me
by Thebombbbbestbombbb July 24, 2018
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bored at baker

"A place for trolls™" ®

Dartmouth's place for people to chat anonymously with one another
Yo dude I was on Bored at Baker all night last night... didn't get any studying done!!!
by trollollololololol May 26, 2011
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