(adj) 1) A garden gnome or any other small tumor faced creature including dwarves.
(adj) 2) A person who is born with blonde hair and under-developed vocal cords, most likely due to the fact they were born early
(adj) 3) Any of a number of relatives to a small gnome like creature that once lived in a tree outside of the Chili's on Long Island NY
(adj) 2) A person who is born with blonde hair and under-developed vocal cords, most likely due to the fact they were born early
(adj) 3) Any of a number of relatives to a small gnome like creature that once lived in a tree outside of the Chili's on Long Island NY
ex) 1)-
Tim- hey man did you hear that?
Jim- yea dude it sounded like a small woodland creature, omg its over there LOOK!
Tim- oh its just a t-baker, not to worry
ex) 2)-
Anthony- kevin you can hear that guy from all the way over here
Kevin- I know man, his raspy voice IS getting kind of anoying
T-Baker- ARG I WAS BORN EARLY
ex) 3)-
T-baker- lets go see Uncle Fugly kids! (knocks on oaken door of tree)
Uncle Fugly- EHH! wtf do ya wwaaannnttt?!
Tim- hey man did you hear that?
Jim- yea dude it sounded like a small woodland creature, omg its over there LOOK!
Tim- oh its just a t-baker, not to worry
ex) 2)-
Anthony- kevin you can hear that guy from all the way over here
Kevin- I know man, his raspy voice IS getting kind of anoying
T-Baker- ARG I WAS BORN EARLY
ex) 3)-
T-baker- lets go see Uncle Fugly kids! (knocks on oaken door of tree)
Uncle Fugly- EHH! wtf do ya wwaaannnttt?!
by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009
Get the t-baker mug.This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.
by Huss22x December 5, 2021
Get the Don’t sell your bread to a baker mug.by Kmolsey February 20, 2009
Get the T Bake mug.When you suspect that two people are a gay couple, but they haven't made it public. Based on the 2018 supreme court decision where a cake artist was legally allowed to refuse service to a gay couple.
by yo_ssarian June 12, 2018
Get the Wouldn't bake them a cake mug.Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
Get the You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven mug.The Bakern't's Fallacy is a common fallacy where someone tries to assign the same quality to some Cause as to the necessary Result of said Cause when, and only when, said Cause is the only exception to said Result; in other words, when, and only when, said Result is the Result of no Cause also.
Formally: (0=bad->(0->(x->0)->x=bad), where x != 0
Formally: (0=bad->(0->(x->0)->x=bad), where x != 0
Someone: if you hoard all the bread, then we will not have bread!
Baker: you didn't have bread to begin with so you're committing the Bakern't's Fallacy!
Baker: you didn't have bread to begin with so you're committing the Bakern't's Fallacy!
by Father of Sons December 19, 2019
Get the Bakern't's Fallacy mug.Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee July 12, 2016
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