Guitar Wanker

Also known as the Power Chord Rape, where a person continously plays power chords on there guitar. It also applies to Bass Players who just play the Root Notes, there known as, wait there not even known at all or even heard for that matter. He's just the guy jerking it in the back who wishes he had a significant effect on the band like Les Claypool (Primus) or Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath) did in there bands. ex. Bass player who's never heard- Any Mainstream "Rock" Band or "Punk" Band.
Though Guitar Wanking/Power Chord Rape can be okay at times, it is acceptable only if you add a kick ass guitar solo, or even a guitar solo for that matter to the song.
Guitar Wankers that I recommand listening to are:
Kurt Cobain- Nirvana
Greg Ginn- Black Flag
Steve Jones- Sex Pistols
Johnny Ramone- The Ramones
James Iha- Smashing Pumpkins

Those are just a few examples, I'd recommand Punk, Hardcore Punk or even some Rock Music. So I hope you enjoy there wanking.

Example of one of the good Guitar Wankers.

Guy: Dude! Dude! Listen to Kurt Cobain wank that Guitar!
Guy 2: Oh shit here comes the solo!
Guy: Oh my god! Kurt's guitar has reached orgasm.
Guy 2: I had an orgasm in my ears too!
Guy: ahhh geez... hmm, lets listen to some Megadeth now!
Guy 2: Jesus, we're music whores.
Guy: Well, its better than being a Justin Bieber whore.
Guy 2: Yeah true.

Note: Bands posted are friggen awesome.

by Pure Fun August 13, 2010

wanker

A musician who plays way too more notes than needed for the song in order to show off their technical ability. Often they will have their own instructional video and claim to have a blues influence in thier songs without having any knowledge of the blues. They sometimes destroy priceless vintage guitars by scalloping the fretboard, but often play Ibanez, Charvel, Schecter, or Steinberger

Yngwie Malsteem is a wanker

by schwerve August 11, 2008

Wankerface

Wankerface.

One who masturbates their own or anothers face.
An derogitory term used to describe someone who has annoyed you.

Ben:"Hi Steve!"
Steve: "Ben, you're a wankerface!"

by Invader May 13, 2005

Wanker Munch

Wanker Munch is an insult, meaning someone who enjoys munching (chewing) on a mans erect penis while he is masturbating.

Person 1. Oi, mate, your mums easy gash on the reg!
Person 2. What the heck are you on about, you wanker munch?

by MysteryPills March 30, 2010

Wanker

One who masrubates on a daily basis and also is a total douch

Slagof and Marco are a Wanker.

by Jonah wasin June 16, 2016

wanker

A person that jackesoff a lot or masturbates a lot: often used in the irish language and parts around it including australia

Irish male: you foken wanker
American feminist: that is not true you women hater

austaily cunt: aw you you shit cunt wanker

by MlgDaddy March 2, 2017

banana wanger

slang word for the male genitals, esp one that is ripe and juicy, and has its foreskin in tact

"mmmm last night i was having a right good suck on melvyn bragg's banana wanger....he knocked my two front teeth out"

by gazzad June 11, 2006