turkish revenge

When you stab someone in the ass hole

That fucker destroyed my car, so I gave him the turkish revenge.

by T. Revenge September 26, 2005

turkish train wreck

slamming your cock into a tight vagina and your cock brakes in half

dude that girl was so tight i almost had a turkish train wreck

by e-harrington July 2, 2008

turkey sandwich

run bitch or prepare to run

man 1: the cops are coming!
man 2: turkey sandwich!

by gooch is awesome January 15, 2008

Turkish mashed potatos

1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.

1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!

by Jbook July 21, 2006

Chive Turkey

One who spends an immense amount of time using the chive.

Me: What are you doing?
Steve: Chiving.
Me: You've been on the chive for a minute.
Steve: Like three hours.
Me: ...Chive Turkey.

by JusCallMeBag January 28, 2013

Cyprus is Turkish

Cyprus is Turkish is a code phrase for homosexuals which actually means "I want to have gay anal sex". The phrase fist appeared in 1974 and it is very common in Turkey, since Turkey is said to be the most LGBTQ+ populated country in the Balkans.

Gay person 1 (to another man): hello beauty
Gay person 2: Cyprus is Turkish daddy

by Nick the historian January 21, 2022

turkey

Rubbing your hands over your sweaty ballsack and proceeding to slap someone in the face with it.

Me: (My balls are sweaty...I'm gunna go turkey dan)
Dan: "Dude, why did you slap me...oh...you son of a bitch!"

by BrieflyStated17 December 24, 2006