2 definitions by JusCallMeBag

1
One who spends an immense amount of time using the chive.
Me: What are you doing?
Steve: Chiving.
Me: You've been on the chive for a minute.
Steve: Like three hours.
Me: ...Chive Turkey.
by JusCallMeBag January 28, 2013
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2
A balm, revolutionary and exceptional in all facets of its application.
Nice balm.

Good stuff, no doubt.

The Balm Diggity, I'd say.
by JusCallMeBag April 26, 2015
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