Toothy blow

a blowjob that envolves too much teeth and not enough tongue... and it hurts if they bite...

Kathie gave me a toothy blowjob, and btw she hasn't been using whitening tooth paste...

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Chocolate Toothbrush

A common act between gay males, when one man's rectum is full of shit the other pummels his anus with his dick, thus getting it covered in chocolate. The first man then kneels down and brushes his teeth with his new chocolate tooth brush

Elliott: Damn man I forgot to bring my toothbrush to this man only sleepover

Robbie: Dont worry Kingy wait till you need to shit then I'll give you a chocolate toothbrush

Elliott: Thanks mate, I love it when you slam into my arse

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

Toothless Sea Lion

A smelly and unkept vagina.
Often envolving douche and such objects

I don't think I'll be seeing her again, Cilla. She had a fanny like a toothless sea lion.

by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009

arkansas toothpick

a raccoon penis

Alex Trebek: Arkansas Toothpick?
Ken Jennings: What is Raccoon Penis!
Alex Trebek: that is correct!

by S. Daddy October 22, 2008

mexican toothbrush

when fucking her doggie style you stick your finger in her butt, when she turns to complain you jab your finger in her mouth.

my girl started talking back so I gave her a mexican toothbrush to shut her up.

by 12 year old reterded boy April 9, 2009

Toothpasting

v. - The act of spreading toothpaste on your nipples to achieve a high. Toothpaste contains a chemical similar to opium, which enters the bloodstream through the thin skin of the areola, and stimulates your nerve cells to release Dopamine. This gives you a high similar to Marijuana, but stronger.

Dude, I got so ripped toothpasting last night.

My friends and I are going to go toothpasting, you wanna come?

by Asbrodean October 14, 2012

horn tooter

Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.

Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!

I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"

by CiaCiaC June 30, 2007