Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

Wet Wallace

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise

Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g

by paftdunk September 17, 2019

Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 8, 2019

wet chode

The accumulation of taint and ball sweat that transfers onto the tip of a phat wet chode.

Derek look at that Roberts wet chode! You can see the sweat through his pants, thats how you know he has a jumbo bulge.

by Md322nd May 8, 2017

Wet Williams

To surprise suck your finger and shove it in someone's ass chimney

My girl got me drunk and gave me a wet Williams

by Seymour ass captain June 19, 2017

wet kick

When you kick something such as a ball and it's a really shit kick

Josh: *gives the ball a really shit kick*
Mary: that was a really wet kick, Josh. Wyd

by Nicolade May 25, 2016

wet peppermint

Performing oral sex on someone with a peppermint in your mouth to achieve maximum freshness

Hey what did you and Sarah do last night?

We just gave each other wet peppermints all night

Niceeeeeeeee

by ArcaneZorro September 19, 2016