Someone who lives in Tinley Park and thinks that he is the coolest person alive and can bag on everyone, but is really a loser with no life and a sick, twisted mind.
by i<3napervillians November 9, 2011
Get the Tinley Park jerkmug. When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.
As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.
by tyreethus_mento September 12, 2017
Get the Suicide hotline jerkmug. fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that bird at the bar i had an uncalculated nipple jerk, loved it.
by cumguzzlingchutneyferet June 2, 2009
Get the uncalculated nipple jerkmug. Guys, it'll be ok when all of us here at the fraternity move away after graduation, after all, we can still Google circle jerk.
by weyus July 22, 2011
Get the Google circle jerkmug. If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.
Go jerk off stalefish!!!
Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006
Get the jerk off stalefishmug. Self-congratulatory discussions on Google+ where one's reputation as a social media expert is praised by countless wannabes.
by JDailey July 24, 2011
Get the Google Circle Jerkmug. by azzrammer January 14, 2014
Get the jerk your terkmug.