texas corn on the cob

When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.

Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?

by longhairedluver June 21, 2006

Texas

A state. It is neither greater nor lesser than any other state, nor should anyone claim that it is. Texans are people, just like everyone else, except that maybe we have a different vocabulary. I know maybe 2 people who actually have horses, and neither ride them to school. I don't know anyone who has a working farm or ranch. I don't know anyone who dates/is married to any relative, nor do I know anyone who wishes to be. Texas is a normal state full of people as normal as any other state's residents, and people should stop talking shit that they don't know. And my fellow Texans are only making jackasses out of themselves and our state, so please, stop.

Texas, we are normal!

by Texas born, raised and proud May 23, 2005

Texas Snapping Turtle

Plain and simply a vagina

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets

A glorified reserve officer training corps in which the sole purpose of every individual is to earn both the right to wear a pair of thousand dollar boots and the right to walk on grass.

Bill is a senior in the Texas A&M Univresity Corps of Cadets and paid for his thousand dollar boots yesterday so he can walk on the grass today!

by Adrian November 8, 2004

Texas Tard

Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.

The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.

by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

Texas teeth

1. It is an abnormal condition caused by excessive intake of fluorides. Can also be called mottled enamel characterized in children by discoloration and pitting of the teeth and in adults by pathological bone changes.

"hey, look at texas teeth over there, he needs to see a dentist and stop drinking that flouridated public drinking water."

by Anoo November 13, 2006

texas

-A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S took place in Texas.
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.

by danny321 August 28, 2008